Try this:

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn’t
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt
tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The
rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod
as a wlohe.

see…?

“What is happening in Zimbabwe makes the Chinese cultural revolution in the 1960s look like a picnic.”

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Read this article about the conservation crisis in Zimbabwe:
Conservationists in Zimbabwe are rallying international support to protest against the latest bizarre move by President Robert Mugabe’s regime – an order to shoot thousands of buffalo at private conservancies “to contain foot-and-mouth disease”.
– By Basildon Peta

This infuriates me to the point of rage…