Why did the chicken cross the road?

by oneafrikan on February 3, 2005

Such a simple question….

Kindergarden teacher: “To get to the other side.”

George Bush: “The chicken is either with us or with them. If it’s on that side then he will be destroyed.”

Ronald Reagan: “I forgot.”

Martin Luther King: “I have a dream where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called in question.”

Richard Nixon: “The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.”

Jan F.E. Celliers: “Dis die hoender, dis die pad, dis al.”

Eugene Terblanche: “Die hoender is die Afrikanervolk se erfenis. So ook die pad. En iemand moet dit waag om ons daarvan te beroof !”

PW Botha: “It wasn’t the road, it was the Rubicon.”

Nataniël: “Ek was vreeslik op my nerves vir sy part tot hy anderkant gekom het. Ek dink dit was stunning !”

Naas Botha: “Aan die einde van die dag maak dit nie saak hoeveel keer hy oor die straat is nie. Wat saak maak, is die telbord.”

Ferdinand Rabie: “He crossed the road to get to me. Me have also been on the other side. Millions of chickens mos supports me. I will sommer kick their wakka-wakkas if they dont!”

Nelson Mandela: “It was his long walk to freedom. A true Rainbow chicken.”

Pieter-Dirk Uys: “Was dit ‘n he-chicken or a she-chicken?” Does it Pik?

Mangosuthu Buthelezi: “Why did the chickzzblackzulujargontraditzuluunionzzcrossen the road?”.. Actually.

Allan Boesak: “How can the motives of a chicken who had done so much for chickenhood be questioned? It must have “struggled” to cross the road.

Dullah Omar: “I am sure the chicken is innocent. He did what he did because of the apatheid legacy.”

Nconde Balfour: “The government will ensure that a fair quota of black chickens cross the road as well. Why should black chickens remain on this side of the road?” I only watch black chickens crossing the road anyway…..

Trevor Manuel: “Makes me think: We don’t tax chickens crossing roads yet….”

Tony Leon: “No matter where the chicken goes, we have the guts to fight back.”

Van Schalkwyk: “Let’s join the chicken and cross the road !”

Desmond Tutu: “Weee should have crossed the road with him. Together weee will make a difference.”

Thabo Mbeki: “I don’t really have an opinion about this….” (puff..puff..puff)

Mark Shuttleworth: “I would have paid a million to see the chicken cross the road !” (or to take one to Mars with me..)

Bill Clinton: “I did not have any sexual relations with that chicken!”

Mugabe: “Stop that chicken ! It must be repossessed together with the farm it belongs to. And the farm opposite the road where it was going to. And all the chickens on both farms. Repossess it all. And it’s nobody’s business what I do in my country. It is the Brittish’s fault for bringing chickens here anyway.”

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