The DOs and DON’Ts of Picking Up a Girl in the Computer Lab

by oneafrikan on December 19, 2005

_ [this blog will be titled when inspiration strikes me]: The DOs and DON’Ts of Picking Up a Girl in the Computer Lab

It’s best to start out subliminally. Head to a music website and find a soothing, sexual track, something like Marvin Gaye, Norah Jones, or MC Hammer. Turn the volume down so low that she can barely hear it, just high enough that she’s hearing it loud and clear where it matters: in her loins. She won’t even know what she’s hearing, or where it’s coming from, but she’ll be strangely drawn to you and your lab computer, like a baby to an inviting teat.

ROTFL!
Blimey, this is great humour ;-) Go check it out…

Hat tip: Peter

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