Not me, I’m just quoting 
Check it out, do you really want the iPhone ‘cos it works better, or ‘cos you think it’s sexy?
_ The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.
No, I’m not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I’m not getting one because I already have a phone that’s better: it’s called the Nokia E70, it’s the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family:
Gotta love the way Apple inspire people to both sides of the fence!
Hat tip to Andrew.
long live aggressive marketing campaign!