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Stephen finally gets a blog, and starts with a nice controversial blog post ![]()
_ Life is too short to dance with fat girls - Peeled Carrots by Stephen Blake
To get to the title of my first post - “Life is too short to dance with fat girlsâ€. I heard it yesterday while watching Episode 8 of Californication, a new American mini series, where David Duchovny plays Hank Moody, a famous author with writers block. Hank’s father tells him that while the two of them are having a father to son chat at a bar - I had a good chuckle when I heard him say it
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Nice one Steve - looking forward to some good content!!
Vernon makes it onto TV, crikey those arms are big!! ![]()
_ YouTube - Vernon on the soapie Isidingo
If you’ve been following Vernon Koekemoer, then you’ll love this
_ Koekemoer unpacks | GoTravel24.com
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Nothing could be closer to the truth with Vernon Koekemoer who, after having his photo taken at the H2O party in Boksburg has become an internet sensation.
He’s surpassed Chuck and the Hoff with leagues of jokes attesting to his manliness, not to mention a string of photoshop-ped images and videos. His Facebook group has over 4 000 members, and he’s even been featured on Sky News in Britain.
GoTravel24 catches up with the Koekmeister…
Long live Vernon!!
From Facebook:
_ Facebook | MAKE VERNON KOEKEMOER FAMOUS!!! … Again…
VERNON KOEKEMOER rose to fame in just 2 days after pictures of his awesomeness was circulated on the web. The original pictures where taken at H2O, and the world decided that this legend of a man should be famous… the rest… as they say… is history…
Unfortunately his original fan group closed down, but we decided that the world has not had enough of… the man… the legend… VERNON KOEKEMOER
So, please help us make Vernon Koekemoer famous, by using his picture, cropping, cutting, and pasting it into pictures of exotic places, historical moments, and general moments of awesomeness, so that he can once again rise to fame, flex his biceps, and sokkie the night away!!!
Please invite all your friends, especially the creative ones who know their way around Photoshop, and help us to:
MAKE VERNON KOEKEMOER FAMOUS…. AGAIN!!!!!
If you’re Saffa, check it out. If you’re not, Chuck Norris, beware!!! ![]()
It’s been 6 years and 10 days since I arrived in London as a wet behind the ears South African 20 something looking for a red carpet, and I’ve been thinking about the different ways I could write this blog post as a battle worn 30yr old Londoner who dreams of Africa, but ‘cos of loads of work and a little snowboarding trip to France I’ve not yet been able to write anything yet. But I’m sure you’ll forgive me.
So here I am with 20 mins to kill and a few ideas…
To be honest it’s not really the significance or duration of it that makes me want to write, but rather the situation I find myself in that makes me reflective. I’ve always maintained that this blog is an exercise in catharcism and memory more than anything else.
6 years ago I couldn’t find a proper first job in London, had almost blown my savings on partying with my already financially established mates (the exchange rate post 9/11 meant I arrived with half of what I would have - it was about R20 to £1), was living on about £350 a month (it can be done, ask me how) in a double room with another (great) guy and constant snail invasions in a house with 5 rooms and no lounge and no electricity and no warmth, and at times felt like the road to finding something was more than I could handle. Shock, horror, I also had to sleep on the floor of a mates studio flat in winter in a pink sleeping bag made for South African summers. I’ve already said I was wet behind the ears. More than a few times I broke down and wanted to give up.
We did live wonderful privileged lives in South Africa, and I often wonder if we still could. I guess a part of me insanely wanted to arrive in London and suddenly leapfrog into the social and job sphere I inhabited in South Africa. No such luck
On the 18th of Jan (the day I arrived in London) precisely 6 years later, I found myself in a Kindo board meeting at 8am, with some of the best and most talented individuals I’ve had the pleasure to work with. There’s a Kindo press release coming soon about our investors, so I’m keeping schtum for now. If you had have asked me what I would be doing with my time 6 years ago, and described Kindo to me, I probably would have jumped at it with open arms, and still would.
Lucky for me me I’m now living in a great 2 bed flat in the heart of Wimbledon with my brother (who I’m immensely proud of) - constant electricity, real heating, no snails, nice huge TV, tinternet, telephone - the works baby!!
On top of that, thank my lucky stars, the next day I left for a week long holiday in France, where I got to race down steep snow covered slopes on a 5ft long snowboard. I felt like a kid again, and after turning down at least 6 or 7 similar trips with good mates, due to lack of cash or too much work going on, it did feel like I’d turned something, if not a corner.
It’s funny how life is, how the irony of things makes reflection and introspection lead you to the conclusion that sometimes sheer bloody mindedness and persistence is often more or less important than what or whom you know. I think what I’m trying to tell myself is that the last 6 years have been worth it every step of the way, for the lessons I’ve learned, people I’ve met, and experiences I’ve had. It seems almost too good to be true the situation I find myself in now is almost the complete opposite of where I was 6 years ago. Yet when I examine what work I’ve put in, some would say no wonder. The hard part is I often berate myself for not putting in more…
I wonder what the next 6 years has in store for moi? Much if I have anything to do with it ![]()
Go to www.google.com and enter Find Chuck Norris in the search bar and hit the I’m Feeling Lucky button…
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_ Bill Vaughan
“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.”
You have to see this:
_ YouTube - breakdance
Check it out, pretty funny ![]()
_ YouTube - Will Ferrell as Dubya on Global Warming
I reckon the Bokke are gonna be nice and revved up…
Sing low sweet Chariot… ![]()
300 (the movie) theme:
The famous Cheetah VS Brian Habana race:
For you rugby fans out there:
When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.
When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.
Schalk Burger counted to infinity - twice.
Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery invented pink.
Schalk Burger’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Schalk Burger can slam a revolving door.
Some kids p*ss their name in the snow. Schalk Burger can p*ss his name into concrete.
Schalk Burger’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Schalk Burger .
Schalk Burger can speak Braille.
Schalk Burger’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.
Schalk Burger owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger .
Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Schalk Burger divides by zero.
When Schalk Burger exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Schalk Burger doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now”.
Schalk Burger sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Schalk Burger spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Schalk Burger can kill two stones with one bird.
Schalk Burger once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression “Sh**ing bricks” wasn’t just a figure of speech.
The only time Schalk Burger was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake
Go Bokke!!!




