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This was too good not to post!

A shop owner in Brakpan , South Africa , was tired of people breaking into his yard/shop so he came up with the idea of shaving his dog like a lion.
Everyone in SA recognises a lion, now he has no problem with thugs!
South African ingenuity – we call it “’n Boer maak ‘n plan”…

Source: the interweb thingy

This is ROTFL funny…. enjoy:
_ REAL BUSINESS – Richard Branson: the best Virgin Atlantic complaint letter EVER

A brief sample:

I imagine the same questions are racing through your brilliant mind as were racing through mine on that fateful day. What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert?

You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in: and I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard.

Read the whole thing – reckon everyone has had an experience like this somewhere along the line

_ Is this guy for real?? WTF!!?